I.T. Rockstar
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Rebooting IT B!tches!
By H. Abraham, Wednesday,20 May, 2009 at 10:41 am
This IT Rockstar has been described as the up and coming nerd of our generation.
Neo was recently quoted as saying, “I’ve been living a lie, he’s The One!”
Introducing Lenny ‘LeBron’ Kravitz.
I’ve heard it said that IT has no soul, hear me now, LeBron’s rebooting it b!tches! For years he’s been rocking the sector, best vocals, best on keyboard – The IT Rockstar! With star performances in the hit young darling of the sector CMS Plone and the world renown hit ASP. Look out for the nerd who slew Neo as he makes his journey to the 20th Design Engineering & Manufacturing Solutions Festival in Tokyo JAPAN.
“LeBron is my guru, from the moment he first cut my lunch I knew this man was going to be HUGE” Pumps – Wellington Talent Scout.
LeBron hit Wellington as a young solo artist making his debut at EFTPOS NZ. A legion of female fans both young and old have testified to the carnage LeBron sowed in the offices of EFTPOS. His powers of seduction have been with him throughout his career, never more so than his time at Gen-I, his supporters so obviously entranced with his front-end and back-end skills. With his loyal entourage rocking the servers, then rocking the streets, this man of many talents has often been labelled as Mr Wellington, you might also know him by his street pseudonym Bronson Shadlock. While at Gen-I LeBron was contracted to ANZ National and shone as a true IT superstar, carving up on the keyboard and mouse in the Software Testing and Cisco Networking categories.
Even though LeBron has lived with agents knocking on his door and buzzing his phone he has never let it go to his head. His easygoing nature is perhaps one of the reasons these very agents nominated LeBron for this latest award in the IT Rockstar category. His humility is sure to serve him well as he heads to the land of the rising sun, taking NZ IT to the masters of electronics and to the world.
“LeBron, he’s so hot right now, LeBron.” Mugatu – Inventor of the Keyboard necktie.
The 20th birthday of the festival is set to be the biggest yet, with huge international acts headlining this – The Pacific Rim event of the season. Acts such as Energy-Saving Systems and Environment-Responsive Solutions are sure to be critical successes with the support of LeBron. A keen soul surfer of waves, LeBron has often fought for the environment, especially the oceans that we share with our Northern cousins.
Every generation a superstar is born. Down the corridors and in the cubicles in the Wellington CBD people are saying one name, and the hot talk around the water coolers and kitchenettes is LeBron. With killer IT skills it’s time to share LeBron with the world, and I’ve got a feeling that when it happens LeBron will be the global superstar of our generation and beyond. Let’s go Platinum B!tches!
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20 Comments
Nigel
27 May, 2009 at 10:13 pm
All the best bro!
Nastassia
23 May, 2009 at 7:05 pm
ar u serious lol?
STAGZ
22 May, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Neo was recently quoted as saying, “I’ve been living a lie, he’s The One!”
Enough said
Rip it up brutha!
Dee
22 May, 2009 at 9:35 am
Speechless. ROCK!
Mike
21 May, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Not even Control-Alt-Delete can stop what you got bro. Rock on for us little people.
Kaia Hawkins
21 May, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i was there at the begining and knew the man had talent..rock on LeBron, rock on
Vince Warnock
21 May, 2009 at 10:45 am
Go Bronny, a rock star if ever there was one
The Black Mamba
21 May, 2009 at 10:35 am
Damn this guy is fine . He could slam dunk on my hoop any day of the working week !!! if only i was a touch screen and needed servicing !!!
Call me bronbron
Maza
21 May, 2009 at 10:10 am
Mean bro all the best
Arnold
21 May, 2009 at 9:52 am
The Oracle has spoken; all the very best ZION awaits in Japan
Hunter/Alex
20 May, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Good luck bro..
j-dogg
20 May, 2009 at 10:34 pm
…a man of vision…
One Touch
20 May, 2009 at 6:14 pm
And I thought IT people were Geeks! Rock out with your C*$K out Lebron… Shout out to those infamous Teddy Bears whoop whoop!
Angie
20 May, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I wish i would have hit that. x
Kom Pewter
20 May, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I had the pleasure of getting my HARD drive cleaned, he also gave me some extra RAM. He did it in style too. Don’t forget our weekly update next week Le Bron,
Love Kom xx
Harls
20 May, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Haha bro, that’s such a SIKK picture.
Anna
20 May, 2009 at 11:26 am
Born an IT Rockstar will die an IT Rockstar (hopefully not from a computer related accident). BIG UPZZZ^^^^^^^^. It’s a tough crowd so keep your mouse on lockdown and make sure you teach em the Shift+F1 dance…
Lolly
20 May, 2009 at 11:21 am
WOW! Bronson Shadlock is hot!
Love your #1 groupie
xoxo
will ras
20 May, 2009 at 11:06 am
Nice work cuz.
Rob Mato
20 May, 2009 at 10:46 am
U are an inspiration to us all, & want to know how I get to be a patched member of the BRONSONIANS ! . . . good luck man
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